Our latest journal entries were inspired by Thanksgiving dinner. We wrote persuasive letters from the turkey’s perspective, asking families not to choose them for their dinner. Happy reading, and Happy Thanksgiving!
Dear family,
I am just a kind and easily frightened turkey. Please don’t choose me as your Thanksgiving turkey. I know there are other turkeys out there who are willing to be chosen, but please don’t pick me. The turkeys that are running wild are good enough, right? I’m way too young to die, plus I haven’t had a meal in weeks. The other turkeys are fat’ and big enough for your family, but me no I’m way too small. One thing that I’ve always wanted to do is impress the other turkeys so you don’t want me….. bye!!!!
Kiani the Turkey
Dear Family,
Please,please,PLEASE! Don’t choose me to be your main dish for Thanksgiving. All my life I’ve worked hard to be the turkey I am today. I even have a wife who’s going to have a poult, and I can’t miss that. I mean look at Gary! He’s so scared. How about you just put him out of his misery? Besides, Gary’s more plump and fat then I am. Also I have friend who’s getting married soon, and I have to be there. Don’t choose me! Don’t choose me! Besides, chickens are better! Trust me!!!!
Your dearest friend,
Mike (by Nyah)
Dear Family,
Please don’t eat me! I have a really good reason, too! I’m about to go to prom with the cutest girl at Turkey High. I’ve been working up the nerve to ask her, and I did and she said yes. Can you believe it!? Look at Fred over there. He’s the football captain. I bet he’s way tastier than me. So please just don’t eat me.
Your dearest friend,
Carl (by:Jillian)
Dear Family,
I am just a skinny , innocent turky. Please don’t choose me for your Thanksgiving feast. I know you always want a big, bulky turkey to be your feast. I am a thin turkey. Thanksgiving means you are thankful for someone that once helped you, don’t you want to get a bigger turkey to express your thanks?
There is something else, I am thin and easily sick. I’m always sick, and if you eat me, you will get really sick and get special diseases. I really don’t want that to happen because one turkey sick is enough. I am kind, I don’t want people to get sick.
You see, I also have some friendship between your daughter. I am her favorite pet. I don’t want to see her crying and don’t want you to have to lie to her. I promised her that I will be with her every day. I am a good guy and she likes me. If you make me the Thanksgiving feast, she will cry that I am dead.
Sincerely,
Wilson the Turkey
Dear Family,
I am a skinny and nerdy turkey. You might not want to pick me for your dinner. I will not be as plump as the others.I will not taste as good as the others, and whenever some one eats a nerdy turkey they will turn into a nerdy person!!
There is one more thing, you will also turn skinny like me. So you might not want to eat or pick me.
Love,
Hope the Turkey
Dear Fine Family,
You don’t want to waste your fine money on me, I probably taste like sweat because I’ve been so stressed out. On top of that, I”ve got a pregnant wife who is about to give birth to baby polts, 13 to be exact. I can’t have my babies growing up with no dad around, plus there is a big juicy turkey named Pete. He is a jerk.
Sincerely,
Turkey Gray
Dear Family.
I’m Jimmy the Skinny Chicken. and why are you eating me? You barely feed me anyway. Guys, why cant you eat Big Joe over there? He’s the one who’s really big. So lets be friends and eat big Joe over there mmmmmmmmmwwwwahahaha.
10 minutes later
Oh big Joe get ready to go to Thanksgiving. Ooh Yay! I get to go to Thanksgiving. No you get cooked and eaten. No wait I didn’t get to finish my seeds yet NOOOOOOOO!!! Goodbye Joe mmmmmmmwwwahaha!!!!!!!!
Sincereley,
Gabe the Turkey